Happy Mayuge Day to my favourite eyebrows!
(And that’s a big compliment coming from me, because I’ve always been a freakishly big fan of a good pair of eyebrows.)
Let’s pretend they’d ever make such shitty looking stamps in such garish colours.
I would actually send mail if I had those stamps!
Title: Xtreme Talent (yes, I needed an X, forgive me…)
Summary: Reality-show host Arthur Kirkland doesn’t understand how the talentless American singer managed to survive until the final round, but it seems that Alfred Jones has a surprise in store for him.
From his judge’s perch near the stage, Arthur took a sip of water and turned to face the cameras, ready to begin filming. This season had been worse than most, thanks to one particularly aggravating contestant named Alfred F. Jones, and Arthur was more than ready to be done. He saw the countdown, cuing him to give the opening spiel.
"Ladies and gents, welcome back to the final round of ‘Xtreme Talent: International Edition,’" he said.
Oops, my hand slipped. (Translation: this was going to be a oneshot, but then I wrote another chapter.)
Still a T-rating, maybe with smutty implications.
Arthur may have slightly rushed off the stage as soon as the studio crews stopped filming, briskly walking past the cameras whilst ignoring the crew’s knowing smiles, but he slowed down, caught his breath, and straightened his clothes as he approached the green room. Somehow, he wasn’t surprised to find the room empty except for Alfred.
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Chapter 18, the Final Match, is now up. Two chapters left!
Story Summary: “Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of unresolved sexual tension is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker.”
I’ve been bad about posting my updates on tumblr. Sorry!
February 28th, 2014 - My Sassy Brit
It was long past midnight and the subway platform was nearly empty. The recorded message crackled and announced the impending arrival of the last train of the night.
"Finally," Alfred muttered to himself. He stepped closer to the tracks, gaze shifting to the left as a sudden movement caught his eye. A drunk blond man stood not too far away, swaying dangerously near the edge of the platform. Alfred sprinted over, like the hero he was, and pulled the man back to safety. “Whoa dude! Be careful!” he said as the train whizzed past, filling the space where the drunk had been not a moment before.
In case anyone is curious what the title means:
Sometimes, instead of borrowing plots from Disney movies, I use South Korean romantic comedies (My Sassy Girl).
Chim’s line-art + my colouring trade!! The theme was fashion /coughhack which turned out hipster instead.
It’s wonderful! He’s not just any hipster… he’s a Gryffindor hipster!
(Source: dunyeah, via spoonybard92)